"Men are more conventional than women and much slower to change their ideas." KATHLEEN NORRIS

"It's not the men in my life that counts- it's the life in my men." MAE WEST

"When a man gets up to speak, people listen then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then if they like what they see, they listen." PAULINE FREDERICK

"It is only when a woman surrenders her life to her husband, reveres and worships him and is willing to serve him, that she becomes really beautiful to him." MARABEL MORGAN

"If I don't feel like wearing a bra I don't wear one. I'd never let my nipples show at a state function, though - I'd be frightened the old men would have heart attacks." MARGARET TRUDEAU

"A man in the house is worth two in the street." MAE WEST

"Men, the very best of men, can only suffer, while women can endure." DINAH MARIA MULOCK CRAIK

"I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night." CARRIE SNOW

"God made man, then said I can do better than that and made woman." ADELA ROGERS ST JOHN

"The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting." MAUREEN MURPHY

"Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue." HERMIONE GINGOLD

"The core problem women face in combining career and marriage is, quite simply, their husbands. Their husbands' attitudes. Expectations. Fears. Insecurities." DR JOYCE BROTHERS

"There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first" ADELA ROGERS ST. JOHN

"Generally women are better than men - they have more character. I prefer men for some things, obviously, but women have a greater sense of honor and are more willing to take a chance with their lives. They are more open and decent in their releationship with a man. Men run all the time. I don't know how they live with themselves, they are so preoccupied with being studs." LAUREN BACALL

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." LANA TURNER

"I don't mind being a grandmother, but I object to going to bed with a grandfather." ANONYMOUS

"A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see. If he hadn't broken your heart, you couldn't have that glorious feeling of relief!" PHYLLIS BATTELLE

"Oh my son's my son till he gets him a wife, but my daughter's my daughter all her life." DINAH MARIA MULCOCK CRAIK

"I only like two kinds of men: domestic and imported." MAE WEST

"I never loved a man I liked - and never liked a man I loved." FANNY BRICE

"He says his lust is in his heart. I hope it's a little lower." SHIRLEY MACLAINE ABOUT JIMMY CARTER

"Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands." JAYNE MANSFIELD

"The man (Phil Donahue, her husband) does not know the meaning of the word tidy. He asked me one day, 'Where are my shoes?' So I asked him, 'Where are my Shoes?' I don't know what it is about men. They think that women have radar attached to our uteruses." MARLO THOMAS

"Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended" ZSA ZSA GABOR

"I like to wake up feeling a new man." JEAN HARLOW